good afternoon. the teenaged life of someone who wishes they weren't.
***TIM IS GOD***
isabella necessary on a bike?
booooosh, noel, julian.
baby boy in the sunshine
exams are done, finally
Edward Mordrake was a 19th century Englishman who was born with an extra face on the back of his head and neck. This face could not talk or eat, but it would reportedly cry and laugh.
Mordrake begged doctors to remove the face, which he called a “demon head,” because he said that it whispered things to him at night in a Satanic language. Doctors refused because of the risk to Mordrake’s life.
Mordrake committed suicide at the somewhat disputed age of 23.
| Mom: | Oh, did you see the news? So sad about the war...People are dying! |
|---|---|
| Me: | That's what people DOO! |
| Me: | *dies of laughter* |
| Mom: | |
| Mom: | wtf |
| Christian Missionaries: | Can we have a moment of your time? We would like to ask what you believe in. |
| Me: | I believe in Sherlock Holmes. MORIARTY WAS REAL! |
| Me: | *dies of laughter* |
| Christian Missionaries: | |
| Christian Missionaries: | wtf |
| Friend: | C'mon help me up. Take my hand. |
| Me: | Now people will definitely talk. |
| Me: | *dies of laughter* |
| Friend: | |
| Friend: | wtf |
so angry, if my sister went under a fucking bus tomorrow I’m not sure if I would lift a finger to help her. I cannot stand her any more. There’s being a difficult teenager, and there’s being a cunt, then there’s treating the people who love you and look after you like scum under your feet, like the fucking dregs of fucking humanity.
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And her other baby, she only has one eye and it’s sad
Alex’s cat, awww
i loved it last night, usually parties are a bit shite but it was good on the whole
